Feb 20, 2010

Crack-roaches

A few of the funnier mis-said words in our home by the little goof-balls...

Hudson is usually the first to spot, as he did this morning- (a very serious occurence) the "huge crack-roach"es.

Grace just came out of her bed saying, "Mama, I need some tylenore. My belly hurts" and while we were playing outside this morning, "Ha! Mama that car is on the white-sock (sidewalk)"...She also often opens her mouth - "watch mama, I can open my mouth big and smart". And of course there's "restaurank" and "lets build a fork"! (fort) And, "what number are you?" (how old are you?)

Titus- well, he loves to growl, scream, laugh, grab funny things out of the garbage and eat them...and in general adds a significant amount of laughter to our home.

And of course there's the other fun conversations about- how old Jesus is --
H: What's the biggest number in the world?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure it's a google.
A couple minutes later...
H: Mama, Jesus is bigger than a google.

and-- Gracie when she becomes a boy--
G: When I turn to a boy I'm going to like jam.
H: Gracie, you can't turn to a boy; but you can be a girl baseball player.
G: Oh yeah.
H: What do you want to be a pitcher, catcher, hitter, runner?
G: A rocketship baseball player.
H: When I'm 49 I'm going to be a basketball player.
G: When I'm 78 I'm going to be a basketball player.
H: You're going to be really tall... (age and height have a direct correlation in their minds still)

and-- Hudson counting cookies in a book he's reading--
H: 10 cookies.
G: Where's the cookies? (has her mama's sweet tooth)
H: (closing the book) Nowhere.
G: Yes where!

The goofs (note Gracie's new "smile for the camera" and her unprompted- very Chinese- peace sign, it may also be how old she is, although I didn't ask her to do that) :)